When you check for the calories,

totally-relatable:

” OMG, oh well!” 

fashionoverhype: http://paintmebeautiful.tumblr.com/
When a girl was flashing them today (c)
A MAN: I want happiness.
BUDDHA: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
Funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until you see it in your rear view mirror.

(Source: ciafloetry)

classylane: lmfao